Standards and Grudges

Wednesday 9 April, 2008

The Neighbors

Filed under: Uncategorized — Steven A. Stehling @ 6:19

I have a neighbor that has a very unusual habit and I can’t figure out why. Before and after driving his car he checks the gas cap. He doesn’t just open the hatch to see if the cap is there. He cranks on it to make sure it’s secure. I hear the loud clicking noise the cap makes when it’s at the fully closed position every morning before he leaves to work. Does my neighbor have OCD or does he have a bad gas cap that gets loose?

He’s not my strangest neighbor though. That award goes to the 50-something year old cross-dressing man. Dress how you like and be who you are, but at least put in some effort. This guy grew his hair long, but he’s balding and thinning so it looks terrible. He wears basically the same outfit every single day with some color variations—tennis shoes, a solid colored knee-length skirt and a long sleeve tight fitting blouse. At first I thought he was just a guy that liked to wear a tight kilt, but then I noticed the incredibly ugly earrings.

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