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Monday 29 May, 2006

Unusual Reality Distortion Field Detected

Filed under: Wisconsin News — Steven A. Stehling @ 4:27

On Friday NOAA satellites observed an unusually strong reality distortion field emanating from an area near the Alliant Energy Center in Madison, Wisconsin. A NOAA analyst that wishes to remain anonymous warned that “anything might be believed within the distortion field, but perceived events within the field can not be trusted as fact”. The reality distortion field is exceptionally strong and is expected to last several days.

Attempts to contact city officials were redirected to an automated phone message advertising the 2006 Brat Fest featuring vegetarian bratwursts.

1 Comment »

  1. I am really curious about this and couldn’t find anything searching. Would you explain more what this is and what it means?

    thanks

    Comment by curious — Tuesday 30 May, 2006 @ 5:17

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