Standards and Grudges

Wednesday 26 April, 2006

Barefoot and Pregnant

Filed under: General — Steven A. Stehling @ 15:56

Britney SpearsThere is no god. Well, maybe there is, but then it is a vengeful and mean god. Britney Spears is pregnant again. Can we have a court order to have her spayed and Kevin Federline neutered? I don’t care if it’s done with or without a court order. It must be done. If someone wants to pay my expenses, I’ll go do it myself and I promise it won’t be a clean surgery. The demon in Spears loin will be her second and Federline’s fourth. They have reproduced more than enough. Stop the madness!

The only upside of Britney Spears being barefoot and pregnant is that she won’t be working much for awhile. Of course Kevin, or K-Fed as he apparently likes to be called because he thinks it’s cool, is desperately trying to be taken seriously as a musician. He’s having a difficult time with that, probably because he’s not taken seriously has a human being either.

One thing I fear is that Spears will try to create a family act, like the Jackson 5 or Partridge Family.

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