I bet you think you look cool wearing that bluetooth headset all the time, don’t you?
You pity everyone around you without one. You know they wish they were cool enough to wear a bluetooth headset all the time.
You’re the coolest kid on the block. Bluetooth headsets are the greatest things since sliced bread. You know simply wearing that headset makes you desirable and others envy how suave you are.
Oh wait…
You look completely stupid walking around wearing that thing in your ear. Is there some pressing need for you to need both hands at the moment? Are you sitting at a desk typing? Are you part of an undercover urban assault team with a really cool name like “Alpha Squad”?
You won’t think it’s cool when they find that brain tumor.