I learned something I should have already known. Starbucks is lame. They don’t have a free hotspot. They have some stupid AT&T thing. No I do not want to pay to have wireless access at Starbucks. I guess they aren’t making enough money on overpriced coffee that is barely better than PDQ. Actually, it’s barely coffee. Just listen to Dennis Leary’s rant about flavored coffee and you’ll understand.
I’ve decided that popular culture needs more class. Whenever someone says or does something stupid, just tell them “eat my ass”. I would love to see this become widespread. I want to come back to the United States and see “EMA” bumper stickers and crappy network sitcom characters yelling “eat my ass” during prime time. Speaking of crappy sitcom characters; I see “Joey” will be starting soon. I’m so unfortunate that I will miss the first season.
I just thought of a great idea for the ever expanding CSI franchise, CSI: Hong Kong. That is the perfect city for the next CSI. Hong Kong speaks English and they could throw in ancient Chinese techniques every now and then. There is also a massive lack of Asian representation on network television. I smell a lawsuit against the media giants coming. Think about all of the Chinese restaurants in your area. They’re everywhere. They wouldn’t be everywhere if people didn’t like Chinese food. If people like Chinese food, then a Chinese based drama should do fine. It would be better than any reality TV show ever done or yet to be done.